He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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