first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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