yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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