His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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