I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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