Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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