you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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