It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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