I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
time to smoke my breakfast
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
