I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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