He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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