I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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