I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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