I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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