what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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