I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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