you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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