so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i will never coherently bang her
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
