How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Are we still banned from the library?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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