Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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