fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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