My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm at about main and main street
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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