I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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