Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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