I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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