Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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