So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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