grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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