Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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