It's like a parade of train wrecks.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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