the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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