i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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