I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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