For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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