Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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