here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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