I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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