literally had 100 drinks last night.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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