I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This house was built for laser tag.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
