I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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