i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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