Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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