I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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