What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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