Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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