So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
