i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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