awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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