Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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