found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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