We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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